Pro Teaches n00bs: Lesson 40: Sasquatch Detective

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On this lesson of Pro Teaches n00bs, Ingrid and I go over Sasquatch Detective! A one shot collecting back up stories AND an origin story for the bigfoot Tonya Lightfoot! And it's an interesting tale.

Before Tonya Lightfoot became Los Angeles’ most decorated detective, she was a wee sasquatch roaming the Appalachian mountains, fed a steady diet of tennis and golf (as both of her parents are pros at the local country club) and CSI episodes. But her idyllic life of pranking campers and squatching around the local golf course hits a bump in the fire road when Bigfoot hunters come to the dense forest. Would Tonya back down in the face of adversity? Not yeti! But experiencing this abominable anti-sasquatch sentiment gives her the determination to leave her home behind—she heads to the dangers of the city. After all, it’s hard to fight un-conscious bias, but crime is something America’s sassiest sasquatch is ready to tackle.

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