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CDC Issues "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse" Funny Right!? Not When You See What Their Preparing For!
Monday, December 14, 2020 9:08
CDC Issues “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” It Would Be Funny, If It Didn’t Foreshadows THIS Horrific Reality!
December 14th, 2020
By: Justus Knight!
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Headline reads, and as per the CDC website it states, “Wonder why zombies, zombie apocalypse, and zombie preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site?” No this is not joke and well, yes, we certainly are wondering…OK, more like saying what in the actual (insert expletive) are you trying to play here. Oh, let us guess, you are claiming it was a great community outreach program that drove traffic to your site…or a trendy marketing shtick that is funded with my tax dollars…or as you claim, “We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via “zombie preparedness”. Well, we are going to blow that thought process to smithereens by the time we get to one of the most foreshadowing, cryptic and terrifying comic books, yes published by the CDC, we have ever soon. The words within will send chills up your spine and have you asking…what are they exactly preparing us for?
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The CDC is no stranger to controversy…but promoting how to prepare for the attack of the un-dead simply crosses the line. So for those of you that think this is ‘click bait’ or artistic license let me immediately put those thoughts to rest. I offer you exhibit # 1, the CDC’s “Zombie Preparedness” plan. I know, it’s hard to believe this stuff is real, but no a days truth is far stranger than fiction. There’s even a convenient and easy to display Zombie Poster to scare small children in to assuring everyone is prepared for something that can never happen…right? Well, not so fast my friends, the details of this plan go into great detail but we need to get you up to speed on an intersecting story first.
So, before we get back to preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Just a few days ago was announced, and as published here by CNN, “Pfizer/BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine can now be administered in the US, CDC director says” to be more specific, in the words of your Director Robert Redfield, ““Last night, I was proud to sign the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices’ recommendation to use Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine in people 16 and older”. Well let’s link together the real strange and unreal part of this story and it has nothing to do with the zombie minions ready to eat our flesh, no it rather has to do with another form of conquer under the banner of preparedness that creates a dangerous mixture of one part truth to three parts of agenda and mix in a dash of terrifying foreshadowing.
So, now the 101 of the zombie invasion, or as the CDC publishes, “Preparedness 101“. It starts by saying, “There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.” The plan goes into greater depth, well let’s just read, “Better Safe than Sorry – So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Well things just went from a comedic shtick to reality in 0 seconds flat didn’t they?!? Is this really the time to be ‘joking’ about a “pandemic”, or is that just unfortunate timing…I’m sure they didn’t get it much thought…so let’s move onto the next part of their plan. “Never Fear – CDC is Ready – If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).” Well that’s all worked out so well so far hasn’t it; their accuracy has been staggering. Just listen to Director Robert Redfield talking about masks [insert audio 1] or here on Twitter. and then in a follow up segment [insert audio 2] their plan is nearly flawless.
So what department of the CDC brought you this critical, yet ‘jovial’ set of information. Well none other that the Center For Preparedness and Response. https://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2020/12/cdc-issues-preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse-funny-if-they-didnt-add-this-horrific-plot-twist-3737309.html
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