more correct critique from the man in my head

this is so annoying yawl
look at my awesome lucky irish sock!
gas pedal is the favorite
we have to pay attention to the traffic now
we have to make everything difficult
all this grass is eventually gonna be a buncha condos
everything american turns to shit at some point
twist off...yawl have seen me struggling w/ this bottlecap
another example of how dumb we are
sometimes we don't read the directions either, didn't realize that there were directions to be read (OOOOPS)
i'd rather not inch up a few cm every 7sec
my brain is annoying
wow that really was so much easier
no bottle opener required
embarrassing admissions whenever i notice them