Television, video games

Television, video games, and a diet of high-calorie kitty treats have created an epidemic of lazy, obese cats unsuited for the rigors of a postapocalyptic wasteland. They say there’s more than one way to skin a cat—something your fluffy friend might learn about firsthand if you don’t teach him the importance of discipline and exercise before it’s too late! From chasing a laser pointer to playing in team sports, there are a number of fun ways to turn your fat cat into a pretty kitty!
Does my cat really need to learn this survivalist stuff? Won’t I be able to take care of them?
People often think of their cat only as a cuddly companion, but in any postapocalyptic nightmare scenario, resources will be scarce and danger will be constant. If your family is going to survive, then everyone needs to be prepared to contribute. Nobody will get a free pass: not you, not your parents, not your newborn baby, and definitely not your cat. All must be prepared to contribute to their utmost if we are to have any hope of survival.
Further, consider that the world will be a harsh and perilous place. You’ve thought about the dangers that might befall your cat, but what if something happens to you? Have no illusion: it is very likely that you could be injured or even killed in many of the scenarios we discuss in this book. Where would your untrained kitty be then? I don’t care how soft your cat’s fur is, or how cute their little nose: when the nukes begin to fly, they’ll need to be able to take care of themselves. To fight their own battles, and open their own cans of cat food. You may think you’re pampering your cat by sparing them from harsh truths and rigorous training, but not teaching them the fundamentals of survival now will be as good as a death sentence later!
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