Meghan & Harry To RECEIVE Another AWARD For Charitable Work (Ripple Of Hope Gala)

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Meghan and Harry are to receive yet another award for philanthropy and humanitarianism. It will be presented to them on the 6th December at the Ripple of Hope gala. Attendees will pay up to $1m to rub shoulders with the Sussexes. The question is, however, what are they receiving the award for?

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Transcript:

CJ: At the Ripple of Hope gala Meghan, some wealthy Amercians will be paying up to $1m to rub shoulders with you and Harry

H: A steal at twice the price

CJ: Indeed. The million dollar tag is for the pioneer bundle, where they’ll actually be sat at the top table with you

M: Yeah, I’m sure a few dreams are going to come true that night. I mean, they get to see us on TV, but it’s not the same as actually being in the room us - they’ll get to see how easy going and approachable we are

CJ: Yes, it only takes hundreds of thousands of dollars to make you approachable

H: I’m not sitting around chin-wagging with some pauper.

CJ: $500,000 will buy you an exclusive meet and greet

H: Oh yeah, the moola…

M: It’s a great place to network; there’s nothing I like more than discussing world events and ways we can improve the world with people who are able to contribute to the facilitation of the plans that actualise these improvements

H: People who might gives us money

M: (meghan nods) I see money as a glorious fuel that can power us into a better tomorrow

H: Money is like petrol; glistening and flammable - I mean we talk about fossil fuels, but this really is a beautiful carbohydrate.

CJ: I think you mean hydrocarbon.

H: Potato potato, the bottom line is, money gets a bad wrap, whereas I personally love money, the only money I have a problem with is when it’s in someone else bank account and there’s no way we can get our grubby little mitts on it

M: I wouldn’t have chosen those words but Harry has a point

H: What? Again? When you’re hot your hot

M: White supremacists who've made their money in the racist patriarchy of market based capitalism represent a very dangerous machine, right, and trust me, that’s a machine you don’t want filled to the brim with liquid cash

CJ: Oh, does that explain why you’d prefer to take cash and gifts from dictators, communists and crony capitalists instead of those who have earned it through hard work and ingenuity?

M: Exactly

H: Besides, those that rig the system are guaranteed not to run out of cash. They're always the best ones to snuggle up with.

CJ: Yes, but we have a question here from Leslie who tried to warn ya, from Northern California; she asks: “does this whole gala setup further establish the notion that you are money grabbing elitists that receive undeserved awards and payouts within a nexus of corruption, so long as you continue pushing sugar-coated narratives that are sure to lead the majority of us into poverty and virtual slavery?”

M: Maybe, but only because conspiracy theorists like Leslie are given a platform to broadcast their pernicious nonsense

H: Yeah, their perniciousopicious misinformation. She ought to be shut down. Denied speech. I personally wouldn’t even let her vote.

M: Voting is very dangerous.

H: So is juggling knives (just about to start)