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Cookie (Zombie Parody) Clean Your Bed
Sorry for the bad sound/video quality. Here are the lyrics:
A Child crawling slowly, nobody knows what he's doing.
When the cookie jar is opened on thing is for certain,
He reached in, and back out, and back in, and back out,
And he got him a treat without askin
Now the cookie's are gone, and my sorrow's begun,
Cause you know later on, you will find them:
In your bed! In your bed, cookie, cookie, cookie.
They're in your bed, in your bed. Cookie cookie, cookie.
As the night turns into dawn, you find that you're not sleeping.
And the crumbs you thought you cleaned, you find are slowly creeping
Up your spine like a rake. How much more can you take
Til you break from the thought that's repeating?
With the crumbs on your back you give in to the fact
That you will never sleep til you listen:
Clean your bed! Clean your bed, again, again, again
Just clean your bed, clean your bed again. Again, again.
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