What are the best “Yo mama” jokes you got? #yomama #milf #mommytoons

What are the best “Yo mama” jokes you got?
yo mamma so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mama so fat when I had a threesome with her I never met the other guy
Yo mama so ugly, criminals break into her house just to close the curtains
Your mama so fat, her memory foam mattress wish it could forget.
The earth was flat until they buried yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she outweighs the needs of the many
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves
Yo mama’s so fat that every time she turns around, it’s her birthday
Yo momma so fat I took a pictured of her last year and it’s still printing
Yo mama so dumb she got tangled up in a cordless telephone.
Yo mama so fat, she fills up the tub THEN turns the water on.
Yo mama so ugly her blowjobs count as anal
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Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," He told her to move out of the way.
Your mum is so dumb she studied for a urine test
Yo mama so fat, Dracula got diabetes after sucking her blood
I can't say jokes about yo' mama, in my religion cows are sacred.
Your mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
My favorite was always "yo mommas so stupid she thought Dunkin donuts was a basketball team"
Yo mama so fat
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so old that when she went to the historical museum they wouldn’t let her out
Yo momma so ugly they turned off the security cameras when she went to rob the bank
Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she’s sits on the TV watching the couch.
Yo momma so dumb I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl
Yo mama so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody
Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
You mama so fat a black hole told her to slow the flock down
Yo mama so ugly, Scorpion said "Stay over there!"
Your mamas so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama so nasty she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said ‘one at a time please.’
Yo momma so fat that it's seriously starting to affect her quality of life and the doctor has recommended a few different diet options
Yo mama so stupid she thought having you was a good idea
Yo mama is so fat she falls out of the bed - on both sides!
Yo mama so fat when they sent her to war she had the enemy surrounded
Yo mama so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Nutella positive.
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a ham.
Yo mama such hoe even her olive oil ain't virgin.
We should ban all yo momma jokes, they have been used so many times by everyone, just like yo momma.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says: EXPIRED
Your mama so fat, when she's layin on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and pushes her into the water.
Yo mama is so old Noah is still waiting for the 20 he loaned her
Yo mama walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
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Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Yo mama so fat when she got her blood test done, her blood type came back as Ragu
Yo mama’s so fat she eats from a satellite dish
Yo mama so old, her chiropractor is a paleontologist
They used to call it a jumpoline til yo mama jumped on one back in the 70s.
Yo mama so fat she fell over and gravy poured out.
Yo mama's pussy is so dry her crabs ride out on camels.
Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
Yo mama so fat she clogged a black hole
Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap his fingers twice.
Yo mama so ugly that people dress up as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so fat she could cosplay as the boulder from Indiana Jones
My ten year old yesterday made up “To infinity, and your Mom!”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the tv, I missed an entire season of breaking bad.
What’s the difference between your mama and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn’t follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.
Yo mama like a bowling ball, picked up, fingered, and thrown in the alley.
Yo momma so fat that when she jumps for joy, she get stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they covered the entire pacific ocean with a blanket.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiled in traffic, everybody slowed down.
Yo mama so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on asprin
Yo mama so fat when she skipped a meal the stock market crashed
Yo mama so fat today she fell on both sides of the bed
Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her pantyhoses
Yo mama so lazy she took 9 months to make a joke
Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will go extinct.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1