standing up and standing out *whilst sitting down

still reflecting on last night's comedy set
i will tell people flat out _____
purposely misinterpreted so...
lenny bruce/george carlin/bill hicks were not insecure!
no ballsack attached to that penis
these "men" behave just like women
me n ronnit have a bigger ballsack between us...
they wanna fill a void that will never be filled
we are both God people tho i'm sure the haters will try to deny that due to the star of David
this is how much i love ronnit
i am an Orthodox Christian that sounds like a Hindu...law of Oneness makes a lotta sense
radical Islam has good points...hating women
depends on how you look at it...
that would be preferable to having to listen to a leftist
ronnit still believes in God's Grace
you can be a Christian without being a Christian
being offensive and transgressive...that's real comedy
of course they wouldn't like it
the weed is spiked so they're not even the right drugs!
super appalled when somebody ain't a guinea pig
crossing your legs as a woman can feel pretty good, man (thanks public school system)
female priv...yours truly will talk about it
when all you gotta do is say that you're raped and his ass goes to jail (police officers acknowledge this)
i know i am a lot like kaufman
such nihilists, it's depressing
considering never doing comedy again is literally part of this process hahaha
i get told this by everybody including the ones that get mad at me
a raw onion, making people cry and very uncomfortable
it's good to trigger people
does yours truly want a zanies show or a netflix special? i guess we wrestle with that sometimes
do some drugs, go to a mountain and find God
very few could handle this shit
schizophrenia is mild possession
any real schizo would be mad like this
pharmies are demonic
no pills but an exorcism