this set pissed off john enough to blaspheme (ag standup)

very special and hilarious lady...he's gonna have some regrets tonight (he is right and all but wait for it)
potential comedy gold (soooo pretentious)
i love how i just filmed john's back the whole time (tech illiterate)
we don't like being boring, so true!
oh Lord, women right
this was the funniest part of my entire set
ag rejects help from a codependent female
i was mad cos she interrupted my set and she was mad cos i invalidated her hahaha
i don't need help (most women do tho)
garcia (monkey) is my best friend tonight, CORRECT!
encyclopedia shittanica...some might call this possession
come thirsty, leave trashed...mmm hmmm
no longer an alcoholic, BRILLIANT!
those people are in a pagan cult
shining examples of degeneracy doin stand up
so after dt got selected prez...
yes dt inspired me to read the Bible (thank God for trump, literally!)
in the glorious land of the free mason
the smartphone is the antichrist
this was a brilliant joke that went right up and over their head but we forgive their cyborg asses
these people are already dead, they really are, that's not a mean but a true statement
somebody nodded so one is all you need
JBA (just being american) and PWC (product of west civ)
masturbating in public is a way worse problem when a woman
women never held accountable for their actions, see: abortion (so glad i said this)
i wish i had said this to my shrinkity dink (and yes, sooooo many suicides due to psych meds, the rest are just zombied out)
masturbation monday was a real thing
yes my vagina is a hunk of metal when looking at society
now i get wet from Holy Water
(but i told him specifically not to put me up on a pedestal so he's the dummy)
"i'll never be that brilliant" vs. "what the fuck is going on"...exactly
and what he says right here at the end explains the problem w/ mental illness in america
i suppose this is what happens when a dirty comic gets born again