If you had the ability to give any person an orgasm by pointing your finger gun and saying “pew”?

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If you had the ability to instantly give any person an orgasm, simply by pointing your hand at them like a finger gun and saying “pew”, how would you wield this power?
I'd go to as many sporting events as possible, bet on the underdog and cause the other team to lose at ever possible chance of scoring.
Bro my finger gun would be more like a finger machine gun
Shoot myself in the mirror.
I’d use it to condition people to be aroused by inanimate objects. Every time my enemy went to the fridge, pew pew. Guy cuts me off in traffic and now every time a car honks he gets turned on.
My new greeting is the double finger gun and a "pew pew pew".
Look out Wal-Mart
The corona virus pandemic would be the least of the world’s concerns.
I would say "HANDS UP OR HAVE AN ORGASM!" they'd be confused and I'd repeat the line again and if they didn't put their hands up I'd give them an orgasm
rob a bank and immediately neutralize the guards and tellers. pew-pew-pew!
Clarification: do I need to be physically near the person or are we working with death note rules, and I can do so just by seeing someone on TV? Because if it's the latter, the next olympics is gonna be hilariously entertaining.
I'm gonna make it fun to go to the opera again
When i’m in a heated confrontation with someone. I’ll just use it and I’ll instantly be at an advantage. Either that or i’ll be forced to use it if i struggle in the bedroom.
With total irresponsibility
I would go to every political rally I could :D
Point to myself
*So anyways, I start blastin’*
Find someway to get on TV, maybe the background of a local news report. Point at the camera, then fire
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They should make a movie about this.
I would problably call my friends to my home (all men) and say to one of them: "hey, wanna cum?" Then I point my finger to he and say "pew", now he is confused and everybody is laughing
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Did you watch Bruce Almighty recently?
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Shoot my friends in class
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Finally get my girlfriend off
Instead of PEW I would PE... and stop so they couldn’t orgasm. Multiple times. Then finally let it rip with a PEW to finish them off.
I would go back to school to become a therapist specializing in sex and sexuality and use this power as part of the healing process for clients who have difficulty experiencing sexual pleasure due to sexual or psychological trauma, abuse, etc.
Chaos
I'd point at myself constantly. I've never had one and would like to know what they're like.
Irresponsibly
Presidential debates would get a whole lot more interesting
Party tricks to win easy cash off of.
Definitely would get a Pavlov thing going with anyone I had a crush on.
I would exclusively use it during the acceptance speeches for the Grammy's, Oscars, Tony Awards, etc. It would create a terrifyingly amusing Russian Roulette type experience where celebs have to risk cumming on live TV in order for the world to see them accept their prize.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY!
This exact question was answered by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in Orgazmo, a film they made the year before starting South Park
Finally give a girl an orgasm whilst having sex. Just subtly finger gun when I'm ready
I’m a lesbian, so I’ve had a little bit of practice already.
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Make the people I hate forever question their sexuality

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