Disney's Marvel Says Spider-Man Can't Marry, Releases "Suggestive Minnie Mouse" Merchandise and More

Marvel's current Editor in Chief, “The thing with Peter Parker is that he always hast to be relatable. Getting Peter married or having a family is something that Marvel is not interested in.”

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So the limp excuse is that marriage and family are “unrelatable”. But homosexuality apparently is, explaining why they’ve been shoving it down the audience’s throats with Northstar in the past decade, and later with Iceman forced into a role he was never created for. Also notice that, if we go according to the above quotations, Mary Jane Watson, by sharp contrast, is unmentioned, and we must sadly conclude they believe she, as a woman, is not relatable in their twisted visions. Here’s more to consider:

It boggles my mind on why their reason would justify the characterization of who Peter Parker is. It’s the same reason they gave us back in 2007! There’s no logic to it. NONE. Spider-Man is relatable, yes, but that is not the core of his principal character. His motto is “With Great Power, there must also come Great Responsibility” His Uncle Ben taught him that lesson. That lesson was not for Spider-Man, it was for PETER PARKER. Peter respects and admires his Uncle who is a “Family Man”. Uncle Ben and Aunt May were his “parental guardians”. He looked up to them, wanted to honor and be like them. How in the world is that “not relatable”, especially if you were out casted as a “Nerd” in high school? Everyone has a “hero” they look up to, even kids. Kids, Teenagers, and even Adults look up to their parents or “Parental Guardians”, as their “heroes”. Some of those parents are cops, firefighters, or teachers. That’s something relatable and understandable, Marvel!

That’s is what Peter did, he took that lesson and applied it TO Spider-Man, he had to learn it the hard way just to apply it. Hence the classic motto, instead of “I’m relatable! Time to go make out with a pretty girl!”. Uncle Ben gave him that lesson to be a man, not a “man child”, a man who he hoped would raise a family one day. Even Aunt May encouraged that lesson, why do you think she set him up with Mary Jane in the first place?! There is no greater responsibility, than being a parent. Who better than the “relatable” hero who emphasizes “Great Responsibility” every day of his life?! Kids look up to Spider-Man and kids look to there parents or “guardians”. What if your parent was SPIDER-MAN. That’s a PBJ sandwich you can bite into and enjoy. Spider-Girl and ASM: RYV have already proved to have a friendly fan experience. Isn’t Spider-Man supposed to be “Friendly Neighborhood”?

It’s time for Marvel Editorial to HONOR the character they publish. I understand the notion for making a fast buck, but to dishonor the character(s) just to rile up fans, won’t work these days. Ticking them off will only make them drop the book or worse. Don’t believe me, check out the many discord servers that prove it, including our very own. Marvel Editorial needs to take responsibility in Spider-Man and what Stan Lee designed. At this point in time, Peter needs to be married to Mary Jane and raise a family. I can even settle down with the notion of Peter being engaged to Mary Jane. He’s honoring his lesson to his Uncle Ben, the responsibility of being a husband. MJ accepts Peter both as Peter and Spider-Man, Gwen would never do that. She only accepts Peter, not Spider-Man. Felicia Hardy only accepted Spider-Man, not Peter, now she tolerates Peter’s “goody two shoe” mannerism, but doesn’t support it, especially when her life decisions come into play. Peter and Mary Jane have already gone through SO MUCH together, it just fits and Nick Spencer was the latest person to actually PROVE THAT. The amount of continuity these two characters share, PROVE that the marriage WASN’T forced. It was DESTINED TO BE.