How to properly change your Engine/Motor oil (ASMR)

Basically how to change engine oil in pretty much any car 80s+.
The basic steps are similar in all cars, the real variance will be in engine oil spec, and oil filter spec.

Demonstrated on my 2007 Kia Cerato EX 1.6L (LD Generation) with the CVVT (Continuously Variable Valve Timing) G4FC Engine.

I don't know who will ever need a video like this, but it's here.