3-Inch Deck Screws Unsurprisingly Won't Hold Hammock

Occurred on September 30, 2022 / Springfield, Ontario, Canada

Info from Licensor: "John (the other person in the hammock) thought we should see if two 3-inch deck screws and some washers would hold our weight in the hammock. Clearly, it didn't. We were 100% sober for this."