Machine Gun Mel (for Mel K)

A long overdue love note from Shelton to his, and God's, favorite modern-day frontline unsung Jewish warrior princess of Biblical proportions. I will make a better recording with my producer, but I wanted Mel to know how we appreciated her now.
MACHINE GUN MEL

Even from Eden’s Garden.
You’d be found by stardom.
You’d crush the snake.
Set both fools straight.

You’re Esther turning heads.
A sultry Magdalen.
Fish multiply in your hand.

Got the glow of Rachel.
Eyes of Leah.
True as Mary.
A hot Bathsheba.
(2x)

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And if you were Jezebel.
I’d give you living water at the forgive well.
It don’t always sell.
But history will tell.
At the gates of hell.
Between the mortar shells.
Others fell.
But I bow.
Marry me Machine Gun Mel.

They suits, their ranks, titles, tanks.
Bombs, bottomless banks.
Their guns, their lies, and legal traps.
Mel wins in her baseball cap.

I’m a row plowed by Ruth
Cuz you’re Sarah cheating youth.
Oh, so sensuous is truth.

You’re a song of Deborah.
And Anna the seer.
Clever Rebecca.
Jael and her cleaver.
(2x)

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