SERBIA REPORT EP#109

SERBIA REPORT: your weekly dose of the third world

Lesbian Progressive Prime Minister of Serbia with a straight face says that China and Serbia share values of respecting rights and freedoms https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/brnabic-srbiju-i-kinu-vezuju-postovanje-prava-i-vrednosti-slobodarskog-sveta/
Theft of parts on the overhead wire system on the high speed rail line forces trains to travel at 10 mph https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/momirovic-na-brzoj-pruzi-beograd-novi-sad-izvrsena-teska-kradja-besprizorno/
Man arrested for stealing parts from a high speed rail in order to sell them as scrap metal, causing millions of euros in damage https://nova.rs/vesti/hronika/sekao-i-krao-kablove-na-pruzi-uhapsen-mladic-u-novom-sadu-napravio-visemilionsku-stetu/
The disastrous rollout of the new garbage disposal system in Zagreb, Croatia continues as new composting plant for bio waste turns out to be 15% under capacity https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/tomasevic-kompostana-privremeno-ne-prima-novi-biootpad-puna-je/2402964.aspx

Other stories:
Based Serb politician form Bosnia calls out Ukrainian President Zelensky as arrogant https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/dodik-napao-zelenskog-kakva-arogancija-sto-si-on-umislja/2401846.aspx
Serbian Progressive Government continues to persecute opponents of expanding gay rights, with several tens of people arrested by police https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/velika-akcija-policije-nekoliko-desetina-uhapseno-zbog-evroprajda/
Average pay in Zagreb, Croatia reported at 1.162 euros https://rs.n1info.com/biznis/prosecna-plata-u-zagrebu-1-162-evra/
Serbia and Hungary reach agreement on building an oil pipeline https://nova.rs/vesti/biznis/srbija-i-madjarska-postigle-dogovor-o-izgradnji-naftovoda/
While telling the public to save electricity, local officials in the city of Nis, Serbia give themselves a bonus to cover the rising cost of electricity https://nova.rs/vesti/politika/nevidjena-bahatost-narodu-kazu-da-stedi-struju-a-niskim-funkcionerima-daju-pare-da-prezive-krizu/
Suspension bridge collapses in Ovcar Banja, Serbia killing two and injuring 10 https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/dve-zene-poginule-kada-se-srusio-viseci-most-u-ovcar-banji-10-povredjenih/
Has-been Serbian politician ends up in the police station after starting a fight with his wife over what to have for lunch https://nova.rs/vesti/politika/ceda-i-zena-se-potukli-zbog-graska-on-hteo-bez-mesa-ona-spremala-s-mesom/
Woman arrested for threatening to plant bombs at the homes of the principle and the teacher of the school her son goes to in Mladenovac, Serbia https://nova.rs/vesti/hronika/uhapsena-majka-ucenika-osnovne-skole-u-mladenovcu-pretila-direktoru-i-nastavnici-da-ce-im-baciti-bombu-na-kucu/
EU threatens to suspend the visa free scheme with Serbia, because of illegal migrants using the country as a jump off point for entering the EU https://rs.n1info.com/vesti/komesarka-zbog-neuskladjivanja-politike-srbiji-preti-obustava-bezviznog-rezima/