What are your NSFW or slightly illegal life hacks? #lifehacks #skills #knowledge

What are your NSFW or slightly illegal life hacks?
My dad goes thrift shopping a lot. He always checks coat pockets for money. He has found Ray Ban sunglasses and up to $50.
College food court. Salad was weighed to determine price. Steak under a pile of salad is an expensive salad but a cheap steak.
In 8th grade I lived in an apartment and I use to stick a wad of tissue paper up the vending machine change return and every evening I'd reach up there and pull my day's loot of change down. I'd pocket about $7 per day. People just assumed the machine ate their change.
If you think you're close to jizzing but want to carry on, subtly bite your tongue and the feeling will go away. Easiest way to prolong orgasm
learn how to masturbate with both hands. trust me, it will help for the future.
If you work in an office, binder clips make great chip clips. Your company probably orders them by the thousand and won't notice if a handful go missing. Plus they come in different sizes.
For the ladies: Use coconut oil (a small amount!) when you shave your bits! It'll be super soft (like "can't keep my hand outta my pants" soft!) and it helps avoid any little cuts. Bonus: smells really good too!
always take a shit before leg day at the gym.
Always masturbate before any hard decision
If you're a teacher, do all your grading in a bar. It's never failed to get me at least one or two free drinks.
I bring my own snacks to the movies.
I have never bought any produce besides bananas. By that I mean when I go to meijer I only ever key in 4011 for the produce code.
Organic produce costs the same as regular at the self checkout.
Gamestop has a 7 day full refund policy for used video games. Buy the game, play it, "return" it. Basically a free rental.
How to make the perfect mixed drink? Take your favorite ingredients, put them in an emptied coconut. That's it. You can put waaaay more booze in than usual, the coconut kills the strong taste. It's flocking magic.
For single people, when you got to a sit down restaurant by yourself bring a notebook. Write in it every now and then and you will be treated like a food critic.
Use the walmart smart shopper app. You scan reciepts and walmart will pay you the difference on items you can get cheaper somewhere else. Spend your days picking up receipts and you can make alot of money
My friend's mom has fake business cards that say she writes for a travel magazine. At any hotel check-in she casually hands one of these bogus cards to the front desk. They, without fail, give her some type of room upgrade or free amenities every time.
Not surprised at the Walmart "hacks". My [retired] Dad works at one that has no security and no door greeters. He said they literally won't stop anyone if they walked out of the store with an item.
If you're trying to get through a large crowd of people just yell "I'm gonna throw up" over and over again until you get through
If you tie a string around your finger, it'll turn purple
Does that girl seem out of your league? Picture her taking a shit. It puts her right back on your level.
Dig in dumpsters/public trash bins for receipts. Then go to the store it's from, take the items off the shelves and return them
You can enter any place in the world with the right hat. With a little creativity, you too can figure out the right hat for the occasion!
When smoking weed for the first time make sure you have a trusted friend with you
Some people will revere you as a god if you torrent stuff for them. It's like magic to them.
A White truck and a high-visibility vest will get you into damn near anywhere you'd like to go.
Purposefully tell a few really bad and obvious lies, so you get called out on them. Be embarrassed and admit you aren't very good at lying. Tell major lies without worry.
Buying something from Best Buy? Go to the post office and ask for a change of address pack. Tell them you'll fill it out and bring it back tomorrow. It's got a 10% discount Best Buy voucher, Lowes vouchers and a few more useful things. I've done it loads of times.
I know not many people will see this but what I once did is went to Walmart, bought a Canon T3i for $699.97, returned it the next day and then went back two days later and bought it back as an "open-box" item for $499.97.
I do some freelance work for ESPN, and I've discovered that without any credentials you can tell parking attendants "ESPN camera crew" and they will direct you to the media lot (usually the closest). I haven't paid for parking at a sporting event in 6 years