Males of reddit, what is the worst thing a girl could do while having sex? #sex #nsfw #relationship

Males of reddit, what is the worst thing a girl could do while having sex?
Reach for her phone and start playing Candy Crush. Just as a completely random example.
I remember a post from a long time ago about this dude having sex with this girl and all of a sudden she started crying. He asked her what’s wrong and she said he reminds her of her dad.
Had one accidentally dump on my stomach during reverse cowgirl…. So I’m going to go with that.
That’s ever happened to me personally? Uh…that time when a woman was blowing me and pulled my dick out of her mouth as she was closing it….DRAGGGED her teeth all the way along it….nearly fainted from how much it hurt.
Reverse cowgirl done improperly is the #1 cause of penile fractures seen in emergency rooms.
“Wow this is the first one I could fit all the way in my mouth!”
Make over the top porn star noises and over talking. Was with a girl for a bit who was a dirty talker and she was 100% seriously into it but so over the top i had to try and hide laughter when i heard “pound my pussy like a god”. I failed at hiding it.
Pass out. You know how hard it is to catch a wet, soapy, woman in a shower when your dick is in her?
Breakdown in tears while having sex and talking about how they feel guilty for cheating on their partner that you knew nothing about.
My ex once asked, to spice things up mid session, "lets go in [her daughter's] room," because the thrill of waking her kid up and being caught was exciting to her
Saying "deeper". Did you think I was holding off on an extra inch of dick in case of emergency or something? This is as deep as it's gonna get, love.
had a lady blurt out how good of a step mom she'd make for my kids.... kinda weird thing to think about while we're doing it.
I know this isn't that bad , but one time I was giving oral sex to my gf (who is now my fiance) who is extremely socially awkward. I looked up at her , and she waved. I laughed and she turned beet red lmao. It almost killed the mood completely
I was about to cum and she got out for a second (she was no top) and take the condom off quickly, then put it it back while screaming "make me a child, make me a child". First and only time we hook up. Tinder is wild
Laugh when she sees your cock, Get dressed, facetime her bestfriend about how small it is as she exits the room.
Moan her Ex’s name. It sucks. Especially when you don’t know her ex’s name but it’s the same as her brothers
Not communicating what they like versus what they don’t, and then saying how they didn’t like it afterwards.
Decide she isn't as into it as she thought she was. It's a horrible feeling knowing she's uncomfortable.
I had a girl once take the condom off of me after the act, and waved it around in my face saying "Look at your babies, look at your babies". I will never forget it.
Wrap her legs around you when you are about to cum and scream “BE MY BABY DADDY”.
Saying “I’m ovulating, I am so fertile right now. Cum inside me (insert my name)” especially considering it was a casual thing. Idk if she thought guys would like to hear that? Like in wedding crashers when she tells him she was a Virgin lol
Trying to put her pinky in my ureter(really happened)
In my recent sexcapades after a long committed relationship. I believe I found the answer. It’s nothing. I slept with a girl recently and she didn’t make noise, she didn’t move, and she just stared at me. It made me highly uncomfortable.
Play Cbat by Hudson Mohawke for two years every time we do the deed
Not sure much is worse that biting off your cock just as you're about to cum.
Break down in tears about their BFF dying from a cocaine OD and how she should have as well
Not sure what it would be... but the Japanese Porn Industry will have intellectual property rights on it.
Confess that they are actually underage. This happened to someone that I know and he was a nervous wreck over it for quite a long time.
Admit that she's actually underage and was pretending to be 18
I used to be very, very thin years ago, and two females, one right before sex and one right after sex, compared me to a holocaust victim. That was great.
Break your penis, I cringe just at remembering that this can happen
Be on her phone while you're going at it. I've never felt more uncomfortable- I mean I'd never feel more uncomfortable if that ever happened to me.