Men of Reddit, what's something that men are supposed to love that you hate? #love #hate #men

Men of Reddit, what's something that men are supposed to love that you hate?
Don't really like openly talking about women. Don't get me wrong, I love a beautiful woman as much as the next guy, but obsessing over how hot she is in public isn't really my thing.
The whole talking about a woman in complete detail with other guys. Don't get me wrong dirty joke and sex talk isn't a problem in moderation, but when you have that handful of people who only want to talk about women. Completely no filter, I don't get it.
I don't enjoy having my balls sucked. It's actually kind of painful for me.
Threesomes. Why would I want to disappoint two women at once?
Fake Boobs...... I do NOT like the weird, torpedo shaped giant fake breasts... I don't care for the look OR feel of them. I love natural breasts, and lean towards quality over quantity.
My wife, am I right fellas?!?!!
Ballets have never done it for me. A bit too much pizazz.
I hate drinking and getting drunk, but most of my friends have a blast when they drink.
I am Canadian and male, and I hate hockey... My father is completely ashamed. Also, no interest in anal sex whatsoever.
ITT: internet natives don't all like sports, to the surprise of no one.
ITT: Everything I love.
Cars. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy riding in a nice car, and I don't mind driving. But to me it's just a vessel to get front Point A to Point B. Hanging out around "car guys" who just want to brag about their ride and talk parts and shit is extremely boring for me.
Beer. I understand its supposed to be an acquired taste, but I could never get past the acquiring bit.
Being dicks to each other ALL the time.
All sports. I feel like Im missing something there. I dont flocking get it.
Handjobs, just please stop. I can do it better myself.
Golf. Mostly because I don't have the money or cardigans.
Frapping - I hate it so much and I'm hating it 2 to 3 times a day.
I like small breasts better than big ones. Seriously.
The way some guys love throwing brutal insults back and forth with their friends, frequently about sensitive subjects. I know its supposed to be in good fun, but I don't get why anyone would enjoy that.
That wolf pack mentality. I hate that.
Beer. I don't mind hard alcohol but never beer.
Television.
I'm not a huge steak fan
Chicken is the only meat I eat so a lot of people judge my sexuality for not liking steak.
Football. Simply don't get it
300 . It's a terrible movie. Every. Single background is greenscreened and is obviously CG, the blood looks like it was done in flash, and it goes to slow-mo every 2 seconds. The only thing I liked were the quotes
When you're hooking up a girl and she touches your dick once or twice and then never again the whole time. Either do it or don't, shit.
Standing up to pee...
WATCHING SPORTS x 200000
Power tools freak me the flock out. I just know Im going to seriously injure myself with one sooner or later and Id prefer to avoid that.
Literally football and anal sex... I mean it's impossible to play it with someone's cock in your arse.
Reddit Gold. I just don't get it...
Sports. I find it boring and a waste of TV channels.
Honestly? Sex. Dont get me wrong I fflocking enjoy it but im the type of guy who likes to cuddle with my girlfriend and have more than just a relationship based on penis inserted in vaginae.
A general interest in cars. I couldnt give a flock how much horse power a car has.
Scotch. I like Bourbon enough, but I really don't like the flavor of scotch all that much.
Sports. I feel absolutely NOTHING from it. Anytime the discussion of sports comes around, consider me GONE.
I'm not the least bit interested in cars.
ITT: Guys who hate sports.
"breaking balls" or talking shit to each other, or having long pointless debates on which celebrity has a fatter ass or which subwoofer is loudest.
Not a fan of sports. None of them. Not a single one. Unless chess is a sport. Dat shit da bomb.
The gym, no thanks, I would rather do some art.
Skinny women. Give me some curves.
Watching most sports. The only one I can watch is hockey and that's because the blackhawks rarely disappoint.
Anal, drinking, hitting my friends in the balls, hunting, fishing, gay bashing, and using women as points in a contest.
Cars. I don't get a boner over someone revving up a car or how fast it goes from 0 to 60. It just doesn't do it for me.