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i don't choose this but in a way i do *piano punk
so i remembered what i was trying to talk about
piano punk is just sumin i do cos it makes sense to me
don't be alarmed by au naturel why is this ever important
don't think too much of my identity
supposedly telling a story
that's what happens when people get offended
they take it personally
their remote control device
i pity them x?
red chevy aveo RIP Fiona
it just runs thru my head all the time no matter what
the way i roll when i'm on a roll
me myself and i (and we could add way more)
banged up this here keyboard
i stay up all night but i don't wanna help it
telling a story and then went off on tangent
total crap coffee in a styrofoam cup no less
2 pots of shitty ass coffee, so cheap and very ghetto
don't put yourself on a pedestal just yet
i'll make it cool eventually
it's all mine which is what makes it good
i've always had schizophrenia
low to no motivation to do anything
standup comedy changed everything for yours truly *thank you Lord
real AND in the real time
their eventuality isn't positive and not cool at all
i don't wanna tell anyone they're gonna perish in a lake of fire
i know i get bitter n angry but they still have my pity
no idea how much i internalize on a daily basis
haven't perfected the art of falling apart
sumin of a eunuch
that crazy bitch that grabbed the cloak of Jesus
reading the Psalms changed my life, we just got it man
how the fuck did i live my life w/out Jesus
luckily that Cross takes care of things
i gotta go to confession
this key is fixin to fall out
that kinda resembles a doorbell
ring ring ring amerihahaha anybody home? they're all watching tv
i watched some tv, that's how i understand you
only good tv tho (and only w/ the sheep)
it pisses me off when stupid people get to enjoy high art
still haven't finished mad men
x files, you know we'd be into that
naturally the simpsons, is matt graening a white hat or illuminati central
if it's terrible that's why damnit
started playing keys after i got into comedy, weird ass timing but you know us
i hate musical comedy so much i just wanna go straight to the bar
i can always get a non-alcoholic beer
one of my cats (arlo) acts like a dog and scratches the door
thelonious, mini cooper such a major blessing considering my dumb assery
cats do their own thing and they are very annoying (like me)
just imagine what we do w/out you
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