BROAD THINKING: Blackface Porn. You Read the Right. Rachel Dolezal is Back!

Buckle the !@#$ up for this one? If you didn’t think the world could get any crazier then get ready for this tidbit: Rachel Dolezal has an Only Fans account. It gets weirder, but first, a little background. She was that white woman that faked being black while working as the president of Spokane, Washington’s NAACP. She wore black face for 10 years. And managed to grift an organization for people of color for nearly a year. It’s stupid, but that did take some level of psychopathic skill not commonly seen. Four years later she was charged with two felonies for welfare fraud. She took a plea deal for a role in covering up money she made off her book in order to collect food and child care assistance.

I guess after becoming an infamous racist and a welfare cheat, Rachel decided to get down and dirty to make her cash. Enter her Only Fans account.

Side note: isn’t it great how it’s wrong for men to objectify women, but it’s okay if the woman gets paid first. I guess a subscription to objectification is the cheat code to morality. But I digress.

Rachel has been busy since she started this last year. With more than 400 posts, her fans a have probably seen every square inch of that fat !@#. Think no one is watching. Wrong. She’s got nearly 16 thousand likes. That’s not a huge number but still… just knowing that there's that many people out there that want to see her naked is mind blowing. What the !@#$ is wrong with men?

Even if that’s just one person hitting the like button, that’s one person too many. If you’d like you can even purchase some items off her Amazon with list and she’ll feature them in her posts. You’ll want to unsee it - but you can’t. Remember, ladies and gents, that red light flashy thing from Men in Black doesn’t actually exist. You are stuck with your visions and memories forever.

So, what is her content? Well, her bio says “subscribers get to see how my sensual side pairs with my creative spirit through intimate images inspired by color, light, and lingerie on the weekends.” If you click on her link all the media is locked for subscribers, but just read the captions. It is very adult, to say the least. She first started off featuring 'foot photos,' hair tutorials, and fitness routines.

She has since transitioned her account into more racy content. She’s been modeling Savage X Fenty lingerie - all for just $9.99/month. And she even does news commentary - because that’s what we’ve all been dying to hear.

Another side note: What are the people at Fenty Thinking? This is not sexy. It’s almost like you're trying to destroy your brand.

I guess men really will look at anything. Never believe a hairy armpit feminist when she says beauty standards are oppressive standards by the patriarchy - they will sleep with and ogle anything - even Rachel Dolezal.

And back to her ... Are you ready to hear the weirdest sentence written all year? Listen to this excerpt from the Daily Mail: “In addition to her OnlyFans account, Dolezal has previously sold homemade lollipops, Melanin Spectrum dolls and a $1,000 sculpture of an electric chair.”

What? Homemade lollipops? Melanin Spectrum dolls? When did she become the expert on blackness - she is just a white girl after all. And a sculpture of an electric chair? That is some new level kink that probably leads to the development of a serial killer.

The country may be divided, but I’d like to think we could come together and all agree that Rachel Dolezal is a grade A loser.

She was probably just ahead of her time. She hit the “I identify as” trend just a few years shy of its peak. If she was exposed as a white girl playing a black girl now, I bet TLC would give her her own reality show. Instead she’s slumming it like some D-list has been on only fans. Remember how Paris Hilton’s sex tape was scandalous and then Kim Kardashians launched her billion dollar brand? I’m just waiting for Rachel Dolezal 2.0 - the person who will lead the way of identifying as a different race. Until then, we all just have to look at the original Rachel as a sad tale of black face grifter turned online $10 skank.