Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (Missile) Acapella Pakistan Air Force Wing Commander Abhinandan

Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (Missile) Acapella Pakistan Air Force Wing Commander Abhinandan

He took off from an Indian runway, it was a Wednesday, what a Black Day
As he crossed the Pakistani border, PAF jammed his radio out of order
He ejected in the air, his location he was unaware
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
You’ve been hit by, You’ve been hit by, a smooth missile!
Kashmiris did indeed surround, leaving his bloodstains on the ground
Pakistani Army made the rescue, all the while speaking Urdu
In India, there was a public backlash, their barbers styling his handlebar moustache
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
You’ve been hit by, You’ve been hit by, a smooth missile!
He was drinking a cup of tea, which didn’t cost a single Rupee
He was sent home in a blue blazer, looking sharp as a razor
His top button was undone, because he was Abhinandan
Pakistani Army seized his uniform, displaying in the museum as an art form
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
Abhi are you okay? So Abhi, are you okay? Are you okay Abhi?
You’ve been hit by, You’ve been hit by, a smooth missile!