Merchy #shorts? Shorty merch? Something something #short merch? I dunno. WE HAVE MERCH.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/CultivatedLaser?sort_order=date_desc&section_id=39664434

That's the link.

Right there.

Go forth and buy stuff.

Or don't. I dunno. Do whatever you feel like.

If enough people buy enough stuff, though, we might be able to work out C U B E S with the guy who runs the shop, and that'll be fun, won't it?

What?

No one ever accused me of not being a conniving, illegitimate offspring of something bad and something worse.

Again, go here for the things: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CultivatedLaser?sort_order=date_desc&section_id=39664434

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