Deranged Leprechaun Publicly Showers Himself in Milk

It was a fun St. Patrick's day with nothing better to do. May as well terrorize the town under the guise of "making lucky charms for the family".

P.S. Shortly after this video, we turned off the camera and I apologized to everyone, including the cashier. I started picking up the mess. When I asked for the vacuum, the cashier was in the back on the phone and she said, "you just wait right there, young man." So I chucked the green shirt into the garbage, and me and my camera man ran for our fucking lives. We got into the car and circled back only to find the place surrounded by police cruisers.

I guess nobody really can catch me lucky charms!