Are you Bi-curious?

Disclaimer. This is not professional medical advice. Don't shag a shark. Please don’t punch a baby or commit genocide. I take no responsibility if you have inter-species sex with a sperm whale and it doesn’t go the way you imagined. Everything said in this video is a joke, satire.
By watching, you consent to follow the laws of your country and obey your kidnapper. The purpose of this video is entertainment. If you cannot laugh at some family-friendly jokes about aggressive diarrhea, this is not for you.
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So far, if you have not spontaneously combusted from my evil satanic racist nose hair, enjoy the video.