The Dad Presents: The proper way to jerk off a wild boar.

2 years ago
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My buddy and I went boar hunting with a guide. We both got kills. Our guide walked us through the field dressing.

Step One: Jerk off the boar.

We felt slightly suspicious about it, except for the fact that we saw others at our cabin get instructed to do it first.

Is this step 1 in field dressing a boar, or do we need to change our pronouns now?

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