They put poison in front of the porch cuz they knew I would clean it and get it on my shoes.

They put poison in front of the porch cuz they knew I would clean it and get it on my shoes. Well, I did, and tracked it through the apartment here. Gotta say, they are getting better at being evil, hell, maybe they could even handle being a Wallmart greeter, nah, you need to be a good person to do that.