A.D.D. aka J.B.A. (just being american)...ag standup

no 5min monologue, sari to disappoint you tyler
what is ag's "normal" stuff
psoriasis and hematomas and anarchy
damn that bitch's harr
fitting to eat celery
free roam cage free comedy
already yelled at myself about it, so thanks tho
spark of a homosexual, lighting bug parade
waiting for american psychiatric association to get back to me
they owe me a lotta lunches
i'd rather be compared to myself
wife to my house *inanimate object
no demonic tarot reading necessary
totally fine w/ dying alone with cats
unincredible hulk...get real quiet and internalize
i identify as propaganda machine
why would they go where the thoughts are
didn't know about hashtags for 5yrs
besides the phone...so true!
a compass could always be a sex toy
"i dunno how i feel about the new guy"
observational humour right there