SteamDeck: Broke out of the Box

This is a video followup to a SteamDeck that I find to be fundamentally broken out of the box. Valve's support closed the ticket while I was out of state in a location with poor (e.g. pathetic) internet connection, and left no viable method exposed on the support form to re-open the closed ticket.

Well, the ticket is NOT closed, Valve support requested a video, so this is an overly brutal takedown of various collected issues, not all necessarily related to the initial support ticket.

Also: this video potentially shows account specific information and/or additional meta-data and is such unlisted on Rumble.

This video also shows potential methods to hard-lock/crash a SteamDeck, as well as potential methods to ruin/destroy USB devices addressed with inappropriate/inaccurate protocols.

So for those who stumble across this video: please respect that this wasn't placed on my Youtube channel specifically because of it's content.