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*PEW* RESEARCH ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL?

Pew Research Takes Up “Collection” at Christian Churches Before Pandemic, Gaining Good Intel Before Zoonotic Evolution?

[FOB FREEDOM, August 6, 2022] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, America’s favorite movie sweetheart Tom Hanks, the comedic actor many were introduced to through his character, Kip, who had decided to become a cross dresser to find affordable accommodations in Manhattan, recently made headlines when he launched a verbal assault on a fan who had gone too far, causing one voyeur on Twitter to remark that they would cry if Hanks had scolded them. And who can forget the delightful Great Commission fool from Alabama who didn't know he was supposed to be looking *for* Jesus?

And life imitates art in pandemic when, apparently for years to the angels unaware Christian community, one data analysis organization has been discussing the taboo topics of church and religion, and definitely presents some plausible deniability for deciding to analyze the sermons of only the American Christians churches, learning before an alleged zoonotic evolution that gave rise to the very first case of infection on December 8, 2019, a star in the east coincident with the celebration of the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, that there were from over 318,000 Christian churches in America, only about 60,000 that were technology enabled to be prepared for mandates to cancel in person worship. But while the sharp decline in those affiliated with religious denominations and the rise of the nones, those not affiliated with any denomination, made national headlines, spawning interest even in sermons and the Christian press, an alibi published in December 2019 before Christmas only finds one former army top spy asking probing questions, with even religious advocacy groups like Family Research Council apparently as unaware of intelligence value as the scientific significance of a snake affinity at the genome level for a virus that only infects mammals and birds, taking prayers for those who have “fallen asleep in the faith” to a whole new level.

“A big part of the Trial of the Visser, the topic of the movie Breaker Morant, was the killing of the missionary who the Bushveldt Carbineers had accused of spying and had chased down for a summary execution, and let's just say if you don't know what you are doing, don't volunteer to perform a spy mission. Even the International Spy Museum admits the wannabe James Bond recruited to be a double agent has a life expectancy of only two years. You really don't want to be poking the bear who can kill you without attending a very special night school, for the love of God. Jesus.

In late June the faith community in Northern Virginia didn't recognize the significance of their elected representative in Congress not only joining the atheist club in Congress but also announcing his pride that his four children had rejected God, church and religion, and obviously missed the rise of the Satanic Temple during a pandemic, bounding to over 700,000 members—larger than the Rastapharians and Universal Unitarians worldwide—while churches closed, declared themselves nonessential and some will never open again; so, it would probably be unlikely that an organization that people who have gone to college depart after gaining education, would miss the significance of a robust collection capability, in development for over two years being directed at only an eight week period coincident in overlap with the holiest season in their calendar, providing in depth marketing data before a virus that isn’t stupid found them without proper provisions for the here after pandemic.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at GiveFaithATry@gmail.com.