man, i can be such an idiot *here's another example

BEADED JESUS!
giant goose egg
yours truly is a terrible driver
fiona (chevy aveo) was replacement for annie (grand prix) that i (also) totalled
i've cried a lot already
saline mountain already climbed, frost bitten over here
if i had been wearing my seatbelt tho...
i guess we'll never know
fiona is gone now
i'd still drive the bitch around
hematoma, not lymphoma i'm so dumb
no didn't lose tooth in accident
need a gold tooth for $20 or less...can anybody help me out