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Reeeeva - A Stars Wars Parody Song
A parody song I wrote about the character, not the actor.
Dig it and spread it!
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Lyrics:
[verse 1]
I was a youngling
stabbed through chest
it's just a flesh wound
So now I'll get revenge
I'll join the dark side
Cause that makes sense
Don't ask no questions
Or you're a bigot
[pre-chorus]
I'm gonna be making dumb plans
I'm gonna choppin' off hands
And harassing 10 year old kids
Oh Yoda
Cause I really don't care about the fans
Just wanna rewrite the past
And blame it all on white men
[chorus]
I'm Reeeeva, Your Queen
An empowered B I P O C
I'm stronger and better
Than Vader or Kenobi
I'm twisted and sadistic, my story makes no sense
But stil I rise to power on sheer incompetence
I'm Reeeva Your Queen
An Empowered B I PO C
[verse 2]
Out in the desert
It's hard to see
Good thing I got this
Red light saber with me
I did the right thing
So now I m good
I didn't murder
That boy in cold blood
[pre-chorus]
I'm gonna be making dumb plans
I'm gonna choppin" off hands
And harassing 10 year old kids
Oh Yoda
Cause I really don't care about the fans
Just wanna rewrite the past
And blame it all on white men
[chorus]
I'm Reeeeva, Your Queen
An empowered B I P O C
I'm stronger and better
Than Vader or Kenobi
I'm twisted and sadistic, my story makes no sense
but stil I rise to power through sheer incompetence
I'm Reeeva Your Queen
An empowered B I PO C
I'm Reeeeva The next thing
So you better bow down before me
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