Monty Python's Life Of Brian - The 'Right' To Have Babies

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Stan: "I Want To Be A Woman. From Now On, I Want You All To Call Me 'Loretta'."

Reg: "What?!"

Loretta: "It's My Right As A Man."

Judith: "Well, Why Do You Want To Be Loretta, Stan?"

Loretta: "I Want To Have Babies."

Reg: "You Want To Have Babies?!"

Loretta: "It's Every Man's Right To Have Babies If He Wants Them."

Reg: "But... You Can't Have Babies."

Loretta: "Don't You Oppress Me."

Reg: "I'm Not Oppressing You, Stan. You Haven't Got A Womb! -- Where's The Fetus Going To Gestate?! You Going To Keep It In A Box?!"

Judith: "Here! I-- I've Got An Idea. Suppose You Agree That He Can't Actually Have Babies, Not Having A Womb, Which Is Nobody's Fault, Not Even The Romans', But That He Can Have The Right To Have Babies."

Francis: "Good Idea, Judith. We Shall Fight The Oppressors For Your Right To Have Babies, Brother. Sister. Sorry."

Reg: "What's The Point?"

Francis: "What?"

Reg: "What's The Point Of Fighting For His Right To Have Babies When He Can't Have Babies?!"

Francis: "It Is Symbolic Of Our Struggle Against Oppression."

Reg: "Symbolic Of His Struggle Against Reality."

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