always brag about taking risks and eventually...

crazy...sometimes we make bad decisions
no contusion from seatbelt
pretty nasty
all around terrible experience
goose egg where i hit the dashboard
maybe my theory is wrong
we're fine with slow motion
everything is so sped up in the "real world"
i can spend more time with my cats so...
gotta see if fiona might possibly still be driveable
the front door is no more
skull fracture, obviously
raccoon eyes just came up
now's the day to throw me a bone
truman show style simulation or God
the man in my head is disgruntled
that beautiful tree
can't work for a little while
no, did not lose my tooth in the accident
i deserve it and my cats bite me almost on cue