Video Biden Strategy to Get Hillary into White House

4 years ago
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I am sick and tired, of all this stuff. What am I suppose to know, anyway? I got these guys and gals, called handlers. They keep telling me what they want me to do. What to say? It's just too much. I know what to say. I've been talking my whole life. It's easy. You just open your mouth, and words come out. It's amazing. I taught my son, Hunter, how to talk, too. He talks Ukrainian and Chinese. What can he say in those languages. He can say, "My dad says, that you, should give me more money." Smart kid! He's a chip off the old blockhead. You've heard people say, that I am losing my memory. Well, so what? As president, I'll have assistants, to remember everything for me. After my vice president, and I, are elected, we shall both resign, so that Nancy can be president. Hillary will move to Nancy's district, and become speaker of the house. Nancy will resign and Hillary will be president.

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