What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?

What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?

A Bulldog.

2. What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?

A chili-dog.

3. What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?

A shampoo-dle.

4. Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

5. Why are dogs terrible dancers