Because I'm Honest

When I was young man
I thought I was a girl
And that I’d be the prettiest
In the whole world

Well my mama told me
I could be anything I want
So I took what she gave me
And I put it on the lawn

Because I want it, I’m gonna flaunt it
Because I’m honest

My daddy told me
He loved me, even though
He doesn’t really want me
Wearing all them girly clothes

When he took me to the preacher
And introduced me as his son
I threw a hissy fit
Things at them and I run

Away, not cause I’m gay
Because I’m honest