Southern California Christmas

Song written by "Fast Heart" Martin Stamper

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The other day the banker teller asked
about my plans for Christmas
I told him I hadn’t thought of it much
and I’d probably just wing it
’Cause I’m livin’ in San Diego
and the weather’s usually perfect
So now I’m dreaming of a sunny beach
where I can spend a Southern California Christmas

It’d be sweet to have a lover
to hug and give me kisses
But I don’t have a lover
cause this dating scene’s ridiculous
All My family lives way back East
where it is usually frigid
So now I’m dreaming of a sunny beach
where I can spend a Southern California Christmas

Though I love him and I believe
in the teachings of Jesus

Experts agree that he probably
wasn’t born on December 25th

But every time I bring that up
people think I’m contentious

So now I’m dreaming of a sunny beach
where I can spend a Southern California Christmas

I like the look of Christmas palm trees
and all the colored lighting

There’s no cookies for Santa here
because we’re low carb dieting

But fish tacos are alright
because they are so delicious
So now I’m dreaming of a sunny beach
where I can spend a Southern California Christmas