GTA V and GTA Online I Can't Drive!

I tried GTA V and GTA Online despite not knowing how to drive in the real world. Can I do any better in a virtual one?

Gamey Reviews: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFtPUwOrbr4&list=PL1kRHgeu_WQQSafDl-9EZFwiNhzYVshCU
Soma Let's Plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgl_HRssy9g&list=PL1kRHgeu_WQTuS4Kr3Pf9qUH6eQK8NCCM
Grim Dawn Let's Plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVq8adXXM8&list=PL1kRHgeu_WQQnOpwPPw_ZDbsJbbdI-m2I
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