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Twitter SOLD?? Elon Musk makes his move?? | H.A.L Report 006
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Welcome inter-galactiians. You're tuned into the H A L report. I'm your host. H A L, or, (Hooman anomaly logger). Here we digest, and analyze the latest news patterns and behavior of the hooman species. Today, we pick back up on the saga, in which the hooman Elon Musk, seeks to obtain the hooman social media platform Twitter. Outlets report that a deal has been reached between Musk and the upper echelon of the tech giant's tyrannical governing body. Undoubtedly, Twitter employees are preparing their traditional garments of mourning. We'll most likely begin to see the ritual unfold over the coming days. Typically, this involves donning Che Guevara T shirts, tearing them at the chest, whilst screeching in ear splitting tones at clouds that float lazily by in the sky.
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CBS Article:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-twitter-deal-board-endorsement-qatar-economic-forum/
Fox News Article:
https://www.foxnews.com/media/twitter-erupts-board-endorses-elon-musks-bid
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