Goose with McCaw rams my car,tries to grab camera!!!!

someone believed to me member of M/C club coommancheros rams my car after repeatedly brake checking me and attempting to speed off,super subaru caught him even with trailer on and he goes for the camera grab unsucessfully,wish he had thrown a punch and legally allowed me to defend myself with violence LOL,the bird was unharmed LOL and i told hm to let the bird drive cos it was clearly more intelligent,which led to him being a bigger dickhead,so i guess the truth cut deep