be part of the ag watches ag process/recent stand up set

2 years ago
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my new camcorder that won't upload these files...this is from a recent comedy set
jotting down notes, this is what we do
feel like i'm in some weird charlie kaufman film
you're part of the process vortex
obsessed with drugs
obviously not very tech savvy
offering the audience spinach
ate spinach off the stage
audience is so fucking dumb
mental illness: don't read all about it, that
the audience didn't get it but they got the rebuttal "joke"
i was gonna talk about aliens just now but i digressed, be proud!
shit ain't legible...that's a damn good joke
passive aggressive pansies, just be the whole bitch
dope is mine, dope a mine
thc train never changes, that is true shit
maryjane is my only fren
free wifi another crackhouse
social media...fecal matter...everyone's eating it
HELP FROM ABOVE religious pamphlet
sin brings death, so true
make a bitch less miserable with the Bible
ag sings psalm 9:10
fantasizing about guillotine my whole life
politics ain't for women
political unconvention
time is elastic
funny person multi faceted
white board world up the hall from paranoid schizo
i tell nick weir to take my suggestion (and he gets mad)
does the Holy Spirit not stick to you
opinions been cancelled since 1985
say no to the drugs that make you feel good n yes to the drugs that don't
high n caffeinated, only God gets it
always said that the light was confusing
just ring a bell, better than pavlov
i hate this, really annoying i know
they're addicted to drugs and they aren't even fun
paisley is still purring, even tho she's uncomfortable
luddites do it right
i sound like janis joplin right now
this is what i'm supposed to do so...
the state of my _____ should be an indicator that i'm a mess & a half
everywhere i go i take my house
this is truly authentic, i know
what is kino?
i have a bear suit, hibernating always
the vortex really ain't seen the best of me, only God has
He created me, He gets all of it!
*okay this is really weird and now i get this creepy ass noise coming from the camera, like paranormal or sumin

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