JOKE Of The Day #84 - Is The Man PARALYZED ?

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I went to a 'Multi Religion Seminar' on Sunday:
The Bishop came to me, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I politely told him that I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came next, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!"
I was less amused, then I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Imam came next, took my hands and said: "By the power of Allah, you will walk today!"
Getting annoyed I snapped at him: "There is nothing wrong with me."
The Buddhist Monk came next, held my hands and said: "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen....