Our Weapon Against Asteroids Ben Affleck Head Dick Facce Strikes Again

Last night this insanity happened with Dick Facce!
Our Weapon Against Asteroids Ben Affleck Head Dick Facce Strikes Again

Our Protection against an asteroid is Ben Affleck!
There are lots of negatives but Facce manages to find one positive in the case of Ben Affleck’s ridiculously massive noggin.

See you right after for day 787 in a row!
Mark

Some context...
Last night I debuted a funny comedy but I thought of years ago that came to
Life when my friend Brian who knew the bit tried to force it in a NYC elevator.
Didn’t go to plan but this is how it could have played out!
Get on board...
See you tonight for day 787 in a row!
Mark

00:00 Intro
00:05 Sonny the Monolith
02:52 How Are You Affleckted?
18:28 How Dare You Fart In The Elevator

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