Sex with Ella Fitzgerald

Ella Fitzgerald Lyrics
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The rumors are true - this im telling you
Of the big girl i called 'Ella gumee'

those rumors they said that she never gives head
they're all lies - so why dont you sue me

i was loaded for sure 2 or 3 six packs or more
thats when Ella Fitzgerald waved at me

the last thing i knew , was my bone being chewed
but those tales say that i came too early

i gripped her behind and put it inside
in and out till my rhythm was constant
as big fellas go i was bigger than most
i would screw like a stallion while pleasin
we finished our booze and decided to cruz
when we drove home fully loaded from Rydalls
and later that night Ella started a fight
that would end with a swift kick to my balls
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The logs in the fire made a cracklin sound
as i woke up with my balls behind me

and all that i knew - was - what i had to do
was to get those balls back down INSIDE ME

i would always come late when screwin a date
with my balls i remember were BASHIN
then after i came i would clean up again
wipe the jizz off the face of my GIRLFRIEND
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when bedtime came the old cock out sayin
im sorry im not goin in there

it smells like a fish you son of a bitch
im sorry but it's been good t'know ya

i begged and he cried i must put inside
or my marriage it will be in peril
And later that night when we finished our fight
i had sex with old Ella Fitzgerald
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Does any one know where the wristwatch goes
of the doctor - that they call- proc- tolidge

the doctors they say cant remember each day
or remember what they learned in COLLEGE
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it might have got lost- but that rolex it cost
at least 2 weeks pay of - the riches
but all that remains is the fecal and the names
are the files of - those sons of bitches -----------------------------------------------
I drove a rolls - wore big gold rings
and eat prunes till my rice water splattered
old titty dreams- made me- cream my jeans
now i guess none of that REALLY MATTERS >>>>>

i farted you know so you better go
or take in what my wind pipe just sent ya
i thought you should know - im warning you though
bout the gales that pass through my sphincter
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Its a musty old smell of - old rotten eggs
like the back of some old tavern urinal

reminds me of the time - when i found a dime
and i gave it to ELLA FITZGERALD

The rumors are true - this im telling you
Of the big girl i called 'Ella gumee'

those rumors they said - that she never gives head
they're all lies - so why dont you SUE ME .

Music by Gordon Lightfoot
Vocals & lyrics by Glen Gordon 2022