That General Tso's Chicken Song

Topic: A song about everyones favorite chinese dish, General Tso's Chicken.

Lyrics: Hello I take it your order
Yea let me get a uhhhh...let me get a order of General Tso's Chicken
General Tso's chicken anything else? Mmmmm let me get a egg roll
General Tso's Chicken Egg roll ten minute ok
Aight thanks...hurry up wit that shit

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General Tso's Chicken! When my stomachs rumbling And I need something Chew the finger lickin General Tso's Chicken
Speed to the China Wok My neighborhood China spot Order what I need in 10 minutes I'ma have it hot Eggroll on the side and a bottle of the ice tea Mr. General Tso's all together with the rice see 3 second rule in effect if by chance I should drop it But let me get a spoon cause I'm no good wit the chop sticks I don't need no time, to look over the menu Let me get a order of that General Tso's! Can you Hurry up Ms. china bitch Can I get my food quick But I don't say this to her face cause in my food she might spit I might be eating puppy dog, I might be eating kitty kat I might be eating rabbit or I might be eating alley rat
Some fell up on my shirt and I caught it wit the quick speed Walked up out the restaurant with stains on my white tee.

General Tso's Chicken Chick 8X
General Tso's Chicken!

"Out in the street they call it Chicken!!!"
I don't want no pork chow mien I don't want no beef low mien Just let me get a steaming plate of that General Tso's man Spicy when it's going in, burning when it's coming out
That's why I keep some Preparation H at my house I'm down wit the general everybody knows man I got that sweet and spicy sauce runnin through my veins Everyday I wake up feaning for the china burnt You need to go to KFC! Fuck what you heard Food and Garden, China Wok Take a pick they both good spots Even if it hits the floor They put it back up in the wok Sometimes I eat it at the spot Sometimes I take it back to my place The dirtier the restaurant The better that the food taste I love it more than anything I eat it everyday I got some General Tso's sauce Stainin up my J's General Tso's
Chicken Chick 8X General Tso's Chicken!