20 Best Funny DAD JOKES & One Liners #37

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1. What does batman's parents say when dinner is ready?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN.
2. What's the worst part about kissing a perfect 10?
How cold the mirror feels on my lips.
3. How do you get a country girls attention?
A Tractor.
4. What do you call someone who’s allergic to burnt bread?
Black-toast intolerant.
5. My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybeeeeeee.
6. Although it is not illegal, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg in Canada?
You have to use a camera.
7. How do you make gold soup?
Add 24 carrots.
8. My next door neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
We got a long well.
9. A little known Star Wars fact, the Death Star was measured in feet...
Only because they wanted to use imperial units.
10. I've just received a phone call telling me that I've won either $200 cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act.
They said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show...
11. What's the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
12. Dwarfism is not funny.
It’s a growing problem.
13. Did you know Jar Jar Binks has a brother who is a famous author?
Jor Jor Well.
14. I put a bunch of fake fish in the neighborhood pond.
They’re De Kois.
15. Why did the stuttering prisoner die?
He couldn’t finish his sentence.
16. Why were they called the “dark ages?”
Because there were a lot of knights.
17. My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bowl...
I didn't even know he could!
18. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Ones pretty heavy, the other is a little lighter.
19. What do you call an irish man bouncing off walls?
Rick o Shea.
20. I tried to take a selfie in the shower but it kept coming out all blurry.
I've got selfie-steam issues.