Chip N Dale's Troopers?

I saw an article in Fox News about a new rule in Texas. Troopers must comply with a waistline measurement standard or face disciplinary action. This is no joke. It's a real policy and I just have to say something. Just have to!!!!! It's not quite a rant but I sure have of a lot to say bringing some reality to the situation. From my perspective of course.

They don't have to actually be healthy, just look good!

Links:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-state-troopers-must-shrink-waistlines-in-new-controversial-policy-report

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