Salty Vs. The Legion of Groom

In a future Gans-Traytaverse, one man, Salty Cracker must hack into the future and unite a pack of feral shit-posters to form the "Covert Elite Ghost Legion" - or C.E.G.L. Using their combined shitposting bum powers, Salty and the gang will devise a plan to lead all of the pedos to a digital Epstein Island, which in reality, is a woodchipper. Joing CEGL today- to save the children.

Thanks to Pastor Shadilay and the members of the BIG DICK ENERGY Brigade for your help and inspiration putting this together!

Take No Prisoners!