Scare the Monkey Mess Outa Ya: Roller Coaster Thrill of a Lifetime

PHI BETA KAPPA DON BEYER SAYS HE HAS NEVER READ ANYTHING IN THE BIBLE THAT SAYS LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION

Don Beyer, in an interview at "The Embassy", an inside joke by the reporter from The Hill, actually stated that he has a bookshelf in his Washington Office with the rainbow flag tacked on the entrance door, and the only foreign flag, the Switzerland flag, on Capitol Hill, flying in the wrong position by diplomatic protocol outside his office, that only contains books that he has never read, empirical evidence for anyone who bothers to visit the former "Ranger", albeit at the National Park Service, before ditching the idea of medical school, with an economics degree--yes, they actually require you to take some science before you take the MCAT and try to attend even Ralph's step above Grenada medical school--to work at Daddy's dealership, and be reprimanded by Daddy, for arriving late to work, as he even admitted to Steve Scully at C-SPAN in his freshman year as a Congressman--a very informative interview that Don prays to a God who apparently doesn't exist that I never read, like apparently nobody else did, or you may have heard it from one of his opponents on the ballot, if they wanted to actually win.

Yet, his doting, "thank you so much for joining us, again, sir", hosts at the Freedom from Religion Foundation, of course just get star struck, apparently like any scientist when the Nolo Contendere Dealer Don Beyer says something about policy with which they agree, like abortion, and then uses the logical fallacy of authority on them: "I have never read anything in the Bible that supports the idea that life begins at conception." Spoken like a true salesman, and don't they look like intelligent people, especially the one who looks like the alien in The Empire Strikes Back to whom not even Chewbacca would not hand the keys to the Millenium Falcon. Willy Loman, eat your heart out.

But, having gone through some basics in the last installment on Don's coming out of the closet as an atheist, apparently with some gripe against God regarding being restricted in his sexuality--whatever that means in a district where people get wild about porn tabs--the actual meaning of a wall of separation, which apparently many miss on the test--it is not quarantine, my fully vaccinated religious friend--we proceed to the jurisprudence regarding the extension of this religion from which the former Ambassador desires freedom, while attempting to promote other alleged rights, he inherited from his monkey's uncle.

Not every Hemming Jacobson who goes all the way to the Supreme Court is a pastor, and, recall that the Evolution Theory in public school was brought first to court by a dang football coach who had been recruited for money by the ACLU. Yes, if you believe the movie, contrary to the facts that require research, God was kicked out of public school by a sports coach who obviously lacked the talent to go pro.