Addicted To Masks? Maskers Anonymous Can Help. | The Babylon Bee 😷🤣

"The masks, it made me feel good. It made me feel like I was part of something, like when gangs wear bandannas. I've always been average. Average grades, average job, even average height: 5'9". When COVID came around, it gave me something more, it gave me a chance to LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE. To be better than them. I felt like a black life. For once, *I* mattered. And then, like overnight, they a started taking the mandates away. The ONE thing I had, they just took it away."

"Have you tried wearing a shirt that says, 'I'm a good person that supports the current thing?'"

"I guess we'll just have to go back to our virtue of being evaluated on how we conduct ourselves and how we treat others."

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Mike is a maskaholic, but today he takes the first step on his road to recovery.

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